Will You Snail? Game Review

Dear humans,
I wanted to inform you that I am better than you. You are all doomed and this will be a celebration of my superiority.Why would you want to participate in this?
To entertain me. I designed this game my own entertainment… Hey, come on, don’t worry… It’s your chance. What’s this game?
It’s a game that makes use of the skill. A game about a meaningless small snail (you) striving to beat one of the gods (me).What other can you anticipate out of the game?
Aproximately three hours of premium time with me (an exclusive offer I might add)Precise and quick-paced with a platformLots deathLots being made fun ofThe illusion of being a master and the hope of eventually defeating meAnd it’s a great little mystery solve… what is the purpose of life
It’s a struggle to wait for your help in deciphering the real truth…
We’re looking forward to seeing you from the other side.
Squid


The Review sponsored by mha sex comics